Friday, October 22, 2010

Clergy Scares ME!!!!!!!!!!!

My nephew is getting christened this weekend..The baptism “after party” will be at my house.. What’s better than food and family??… We will also be having some clergy come over (our pastor and our new parish priest.. who I happened to go to high school with)…
anyway.. clergy at my house always makes me nervous..

 Why you ask??…   Well, I was scared once by Christopher’s encounter with a nun…

Well my mom’s friend is a nun.. Sister Carol.. Sister Carol is older and frequently visits …Years ago when she paid a visit..

 I was trying to impress her with my oldest sons intelligence..

(  He was one and a half at the time….)

Me: Whats Mommy’s first name… ???

Christopher: Natalee

 Me: Whats Me-Mas real name.???.

Christopher: um....Gerry 

Me: What's Poppys real name?????  


Christopher:  Fred … 

Me: What's Daddy’s real name???…



 Christopher looked stumped…


Me: C’mon Christopher tell Sr. Carol what Mommy calls Daddy///

 Just then he lit up like a Christmas tree…

“Jerkoff!!!!” he shouted. 



I just wanted to crawl under the table…

7 comments:

Brian Miller said...

haha. it could have been worse...lol.

sorry if my comments make you nervous...i guess i would be considered ex-clergy though...smiles.

Heather said...

Classic!! It could have been worse!!
(Speaking from personal experience only of course.)

Eva Gallant said...

lmao! Too funny!

Cheryl D. said...

Little baby stories do not get better than that! That's great!

Not to reveal my political affiliation, but when my daughter was 20 months, we got her a t-shirt that said President Poopyhead on it under a picture of President Bush. When she'd see his picture in the paper, she'd point and yell POOPYHEAD! It was hilarious. Until she started calling other people by that name.

Oops!

blueviolet said...

That is HYSTERICAL!!!

Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

Oh no! That's a painful moment, but a really funny story!

shortmama said...

Thats awesome!

 
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