Sunday, February 27, 2011

I'm crazed and this is what I learned


This week is tough.. sorry if my posts and comments back to you are sporadic and sparse…  I have a competition for my students coming up on Saturday and I am crazed…….. 

I wrote this actually in my head this morning as I was laying in bed..(umm really it was 3:ooa.m. and Bad Baby woke me to tell me he was thirsty…)  So I’ll be back to normal next week my friends…  SWEAR!!!!!!!!!


Things I’ve learned after having boys….

1.     One ball + three boys = broken stuff…
2.     Legos can be used as lethal weapons.
3.     Sharpie Markers are hard to get off of sofas and faces..
4.     One sport season runs directly into another…Football..Basketball..Baseball..(repeat),….  ( I never knew that before)
5.     Hockey season goes on forever
6.     Light colored display towels  in bathroom are not a good thing..
7.     Never cry over spilt milk,juice,water…  (it will occur a lot)
8.     I have become an expert in breaking up fights,
9.     I can hold two boys in a head lock, and one in a vice grip with my legs while vacuuming.
10.  Skinned knees, bloody noses and bruises are as common as a cold
11.   Little boys can pee on walls and ceilings…
12.  I can now dress my kid for hockey without breaking a nail
And finally….
13.  I never have to kill spiders or bugs.. my boys save me.

11 comments:

Brian Miller said...

smiles. boys are so cool...and legos are certainly lethal...

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

How can little guys make such big messes?

Sounds like you're being kept busy!

shortmama said...

I have to be the bug killer....hubs out of town all week for work and nothing but girls here. Sucky!

Eva Gallant said...

I wouldn't have traded my boys for anything! Loved having boys!

Heather said...

They definitely keep you on your toes.

Mine found out I was scared of spiders and now instead of killing them they bring them to show me. Sigh.

I hope your weeks get less hectic soon!

Sheila said...

God Bless you!! I can SOOO relate! :)

blueviolet said...

I understand everything but the ceiling. That's crazy!

Shell said...

LOL Love your list!

Brandy@YDK said...

this a great post. esp for 3am.

Katie :o) said...

love it!!!! All girls around our house... I have a friend with all boys. Never realized how different the species were until we went walking together with some respective kiddos in tow. I spent the whole time cringing and saying "be careful! Don't hurt yourself!" (you're about to fall off your bike, run into a tree, wheelie right over backwards, run into a house, fence, person, car....) She spent the whole walk laughing at me worrying about her kid...

Lin said...

Bowling is another sport that continues for MONTHS. Ugh.

White hand towels and LOTS of them. You can bleach the bajeepers out of those bad boys!

 
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