Here are some new Parenting definitions..
My, how words meanings change when you have kids….
Good Clothes: Attractive, expensive children’s clothing made of a fabric which attracts melted chocolate and grape juice.
“YIPPEE!”: What I would say if my youngest son peed in the toilet instead of all over.
WALLS: Large slabs that attract fingerprints crayons and wiped boogars.
WASHING MACHINE: The appliance in my house that runs 24 hours a day.
UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, that my middle son likes to “forget to put on”
QUIET: A state of serenity which was achieved before the birth of my first and I heard it will reoccur after the last child has left for college.
PURSE: A sack that I carry snacks ,extra kid underwear, action figures a wallet and occasionally a tube of lipstick.
“EXCUSE ME”: Now used in multiple ways by me at least 100 times a day.. i.e I heard someone burp… " Excuse Me! "
Someone talks back .." Excuse Me?"
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“BECAUSE I said so”:My reason for things that can’t be explained.
Kids even change your language....
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13 comments:
Hahaha this is sooo true! Especially good clothes and purse. I am dying laughing!
Great list! Very true. And funny!
LOL! I love the underwear one. Thankfully we don't have that issue!
Absolutely true, but that quiet of which you speak is not all that wonderful....
You have this so down!
LOL! Those are great, and, sadly, true!
haha...perhaps you should put a target on the toilet and make a game of it...
hilarious.
I think you nailed it!
Truer words were never spoken than your last line! :) So crazy all the new verbiage that gets added to your Mommy vocabulary! (And phrases too... "dear, please don't lick the windows" etc)
giggle!
absolutely!
Thanks so much for your comment.
Here's my favourite: it's not an option! Works like a charm.
So funny. Love your humor, mama! xx
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