The hiatus is over!!!! ..So learn how to be Nice- Nasty

A trip to the fair

Yeah Yeah I know I have a smart mouth . Now that my sons are really taking notice of my behavior I am trying (yes trying) to be “good”…So I have decided to be “Nice-Nasty.” This is a term I use to describe how I now react to situations.. It’s like a passive aggressive thingy but better, because my kids never hear me loose my sweet tone….  It pisses people off and I walk away satisfied..Here’s an example…

We go to a country fair. My husband is from this very rural area of N.J. so we head out there every year for their horse and sheep show. While were there the kids were begging to go on this roller coaster. We get in line… The biggest ugliest woman was in front of us….. I didn’t really notice her because I was facebooking of course..UNTIL….she messed with my kid. My oldest stepped out of line to look at the ride. This woman turned to him and rudely yelled…” I am the end of the line kid..” I politely tapped her on the shoulder.. “ Ma’am actually I’m the end of the line..my son is with me.” ( I said this as mildly as I could) ..but you know me I couldn’t let that go.. So I turned to my son and said.. “Christopher, please stay behind the VERY big woman, even though she’s obstructing your view.. you will see the ride soon enough.”  The woman turned around ready to pounce and I just smiled really big pretending to be sweet and innocent while she was turning five shades of red… 

   Now that’ how you do the Nice- Nasty!!!!!

Yes I’m back from this long much needed break…Thank you to all my readers that sent me messages,emails, facebook posts from all over the U..S. reminding me that they enjoy my stories and asking for my return…  Thank Sweet Baby Jesus someone laughs at my warped humor..