Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Why I’ll be ordering Chinese




Have I told you about how my pizza delivery guy loves coming to my house?? (Yes.. I know I've had Pizza Guy issues before...Read this if you don't remember..) 

Well now I really must be the talk of the Pizza Delivery Guy break room.......I answered the door when he arrived and he kept staring at my chest..I mean really staring...like squinting... Now first this kid is like 18 so  I’m thinking…Wow!!  I must be a cougar!!!  ROAR!!!!!!  Well As I pass my hall mirror I am realizing I am having a wardrobe malfunction bigger then any Janet  Jackson ever had…

(Daydream Mommy Mode…  Micah Jessie ,TMZ and Perez Hilton would have been all over it, I’d even be the cover of People Magazine had I been famous!! )


Apparently my ipod that I had clipped on pulled my bra and shirt was  hanging so low..it pulled my shirt and bra down so that ¾ of my right boob..(yep..nipple and all people ..was hanging out…)  Now I am so damn mortified …

My friend said consider it an extra tip for him.. I’m thinking he might be scarred for life…….So,I’ll be ordering a lot of Chinese for the next month or so…..


15 comments:

stephanie said...

ahahaha ohmigosh! how funny!!

Nikki said...

LOL that is pretty funny, mortifying for you though ;).

Mary Anne Gruen said...

Oh, no! LOL I don't blame you for ordering Chinese. But I like the idea of thinking of it as an extra tip. LOL

Cheryl D. said...

That's a great service you're providing your pizza (and now Chinese) delivery guys!

I bet they LIVE for those wardrobe malfunctions! LOL

Brian Miller said...

dont worry you will be the talk of the boys locker room with school starting...smiles.

Eva Gallant said...

You must have DIED! LOL How embarrassing!!!

Liz Sadler -Feel Better Project said...

Good news - after he tells everyone that works there, you will get your pizza like SUPER fast from now on. What man wouldn't rush to see boobs?

blueviolet said...

Only you. Seriously. Only you!

So, so funny!

Sheila said...

ha!!! I love it!! This is soo something that would happen to me!!!

Shell said...

LMAO!!!!

He has a great story now.

The Polka Dot Princess said...

This is a great post! I just found you on mommy bloggers and I am definitely following! I cant wait to read more! If you get a second, go check out my blog! Have a magical day! :)

Mandee said...

Ha ha! You crack me up girl! How the heck have you been? It's been forever since I have stopped by and I miss chatting with ya! I hope you all are well!
And in case you forgot about me, this is Mandee from http://raisingmy5sons.com :)

Nick Thomas said...

Meat lovers special, eh?

simona said...

how embarrassing and funny at the same time! sorry, but i laughed out loud at this one ;)

yonca said...

You made me smile, Natalee:)
It has been a while since last time i stopped by here. Hope you all are well and having a wonderful holiday. Wishing you and your family a happy new year!xx

 
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